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Name: Russ (not me in pic) Location: Norman, Oklahoma, United States Birthday: 7/31/1983 Gender: Male
Interests: Music, Rugby, chillin with tha homies, playin paintball, long walks on the beach, sunsets, Beer, going to concerts, partyin, playing Texas hold'em, watchin movies, havin some of the funniest damn stories from the crazy nights with my friends Expertise: Music, Anthropology, Having fun, going to concerts, partying, painting people up when they are passed out Occupation: Student Industry: Education/Research
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Member Since:
1/19/2004
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| Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity b) British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. b) Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) Making out is wrong. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning. | | |
| Ground Rules: The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 weird habits of yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a xanga entry about their 5 weird habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "You are tagged" in their xanga and tell them to read yours.
1) When I take my shoes off at night I have to put my shoes together evenly and the right has to be on the left and the left has to be on the right.
2) I forget everything except unimportant stuff. I couldnt tell you anything about the article I read for my classes today but I can tell you that the bus had red cloth seats, the woman across from me was wearing kahki pants and a blue sweater, the girl to left of me had a purse made out of Capri Sun thingies (wrappers?) and had Red and Gray Nikes that were old. As for the article, something about agriculture.
3) I will rinse out my milk jugs after I have finished them off and save them. I never use them and Jess or Emily asks me about a week later what I want to do with them and I say "*scoff* throw them away."
4) My Buddy list on AIM has to be in alphabetical order. ANd everyone has to be seperated into people I know from school or other ways. People I know from school go in one category everyone else goes in the other. Also I put people's names on my buddy list and forget so when they sign on, it is like I have a new friend!
5) I dont cry in sad movies. When it gets to the sad part I usually start laughing. I saw the notebook in theaters, I nearly had an anyeurism from holding my breath from laughing.
These arent weird things I do but you dont want to hear the real weird things... | | |
| Man it has been a while since I posted. Ok Emily and I got to talking the other day about a girl who we know and is going thru the "teenage drama queen" stage. Well they need to get down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and get over it. I am in college and my life is more stressful than them and it is not that bad. I remember those days, and I had the same feelings but I pulled thru. Just remember kids we can all pull thru this if we stick together. So anyways I guess I can sum it all up with the phrase "Quit being a WUSSY!"
I have a few friends studying in various other countries and I hope everything is going well for all of you and dont worry it will all go well.
Now for what you have all been waiting for, the Girlfriend update. There isnt one. But I like the ladies stil so here is to hoping.
I will return post something I got tagged with a few weeks ago now | | |
| Ok this is some of the propaganda against men that women are portraying these days:
"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with."-Sex and the City
Most girls I know and meet couldn't hang all night with me. They start complaining "my feet hurt." Well you shouldn't have worn heels, I don't care how good it makes you butt look, you should have stuck with the dependable thongs (flip-flops). Also, one could ask, how does she run wild? She may not want people to think that!
More to come... | | |
| Relieving Stress in Class
1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board. 2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook. 3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male profs.) 4. Address the professor as "your excellency". 5. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!" 6. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers. 7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking. 8. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent. 9. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering. 10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you. 11. Wink at the professor every few minutes. (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute.) 12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room. 13. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall. | | |
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